Molly assists Cafe Racer in spicing up their menu with a tasty Banana Split at Cafe Racer’s Spring Fling, or as some like to refer to it as Cafe Racer’s Got Talent?  -  June 6th, 09

Hosted by the enigmatic Kaleb Hagen-Kerr. Judges panel is made up of Esteemed Citizen’s of Rose Town: the one and only Mayor ‘with a fork up his nose’ Shmootzie the Klod, Governor Kurt “the Butcher” Geissel, and Surgeon General Cissy ‘Mother F-in King’.

Cafe Racer 5828 Roosevelt Way NE Seattle WA 98105 206.523.5282

Official Bad Art Museum of Art

She is one of a kind. She is the biggest name in Burlesque since Gypsy Rose Lee. She tops international Best Dressed lists. She is a modern day Fashion Icon. She inspires designers from Marc Jacobs and John Galliano to Jean Paul Gaultier and Zac Posen. She is credited for bringing back the glamour and allure of Old Hollywood stars. And, of course, she was married to Marilyn Manson.

Often imitated, never duplicated. She is Dita Von Teese.Best known for her cocktail glass show in which she performs an old fashioned strip tease that culminates with her submerging herself in an oversized champagne or martini glass (complete with strawberry or olive sponge respectively).

I met her briefly at a Mark Ryden opening in LA and was glad for this opportunity to use this photo, even though it’s a little beauty-and-the-beastish.

She’ll be performing two nights at the Triple Door, April 1 & 2nd.

Tease-O-Rama’s annual official event is America’s first convention dedicated to the foxy, fabulous and all-around over-the-top world of burlesque takes it on the road! SEE performances from 200+ contemporary pinup queens, TAKE classes in everything from tassel-twirling to burlesque fan dance techniques and MEET the legends of days gone by. Tease-O-Rama will take place this September 26th – October 5th in Seattle, Portland, Ashland and San Francisco USA!  Featuring the fabulous Devil-ettes!

It’s Gals and Gags Galore!  Old Fashioned burlesque as YOU like it!  Ooh La La!

 Want to improve your own burlesque skills?  Tassel-twirling, carnival dance techniques and fan-dancing with Dirty Martini all week at the Tease-o-Rama Burlesque Convention.

Cabaret Cruises on Lake Union.  Lounge in luxury whilst sipping delicious cocktails and enjoying award-winning cabaret.

 www.TheCanCan.com

Event: Everything But The Kitchen Sink (or not) Cabaret
Venue: The Triple Door, 216 Union Street, Seattle, WA 98101
Time: door at 5:30PM, show at 7:30PM
Tickets: $22 advance, $25 day of show. Rated R (17+)
Ticket Contact: 206-838-4333, http://www.tripledoor.com/tickets
Tickets for all shows are on sale now!

The El Vez For Prez Tour 08

http://www.elvez.net

Yes!  It’s true every one’s favorite Mexican Immigrant is rocking the vote again this election year. Come check out his politics, his band, and the lovely Swedish Housewife!

The Kirkland Performing Arts Center

350 Kirkland Avenue

425-893-9900

www.kpcenter.org

 8PM

$10 – $26

The Swedish Housewife will be shakin’ her money-maker twice in one night; once with El Vez in Kirkland and later that same evening  in the heart of Seattle at Neumos!

Trannyshack Seattle

Hosted by Heklina with fabulous co-hostess Ursula Android and DJ Baby J.

Performances by Jackie Hell, Renttecca, Raya Light, Paula The Swedish Housewife, Kiddie, Ultra, Sylvia O’Stayformore, and more!

Neumos 

925 East Pike Street

Seattle

http://www.neumos.com/

 Door at 9:30PM

Show at 11:00PM

$10

A benefit for the furry little beasts who live in local shelters.

Come on out and support …

Columbia City Theater

4916 Rainier Ave South

Seattle, WA 98118

April 23, 2008 

8:00 PM 

Doors at 7PM, Show at 8, $15 pre sell, $20 @ door

Tickets available here:

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/32415

 

JET CITY BURLESQUE/NAUGHTY IS NICE PRODUCTIONS:

Animal House-A Burlesque Show To Benefit Local Animal Shelters

jetcityburlesque.com